What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

{RING} {RING}

What is your best gay fantasy?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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